sod | (test drive posts)

option a; (action)

[Not many would choose to come all the way out to the farm when it's a pretty decent day. There's plenty of other things to do, surely, yet the allure of something akin to the countryside is too much for England to ignore. It feels like home, in a way, or at least it did until he ended up in this situation.]

Baaaaa.

[The call of sheep is all anyone would be able to hear at first, even as England lays on the floor. However, it is because of that, that he is difficult to make out underneath all the sheep that have decided to make friends with him.]

Mgh... Get off, you bloody wankers--

[There's a loud BAAAAA as he tries to nudge one sheep aside-- spoilers, it's not really working all that well.]

This is all Wales' fault, I'm sure of it.

option b; (video)

[It's just one of those days where despite having a satchel to keep all his belongings in place, he still can't find his phone when he's looking for it. Sadly, it's also because of this that the video starts up as he pokes around for it.]

I just had it a moment ago--

[Another scuffle as he pulls out a book, and more light feeds into the bag, then finally!!! The phone is free! Upon seeing that the video has already started he clears his throat, coughing into his hand lightly, and glances away.]

My apologies. Though I had intended to do one of... these anyway. I haven't been here long, but I wondered if anyone had any decent recommendations of reading material?

option c; (whatever the fuq you want!)